Woman Bites Bullet in Hotdog
A California woman claims she swallowed a bullet and bit into a second round while eating a hotdog! She has the X-rays to prove it and they clearly show a bullet lodged in her stomach. Police said the incident happened at a Costco store in Irvine, California, about 47 miles southeast of Los Angeles. "She said she had swallowed one bullet and felt another in her mouth," said an Irvine police officer. She showed the officers the bullet. They then cut up all the other hotdogs and found nothing in the buns. A spokesman for Cotsco said that the company had no comment on the incident.
Comment: This is odd. Does she swallow hotdogs whole? She didn't seem to know she swallowed the first one. Did the hotdogs have a war at the Cotsco company? That one must have lost, because he had two bullets in him.
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Man Bites Dog
A man was fleeing police in the South African city of Durban, when he bit the police dog! "The guy actually bit the dog... He was stupid because those dogs are trained not to let go," said a Durban police officer. The man also bit the policeman's finger right through to the bone, but don't worry, the dog was fine.
Comment: This guy must have been sick in the head if he bit a dog that was chasing him, or he was really hungry for a dog. You choose which one you think is correct.
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